In fact, I hate just about everyone here, but my love for historical battles is so great, I join these losers every year to re-enact the battle of Bikini Bottom. SpongeBob: There was a battle of Bikini Bottom? It's only the most significant event in Bikini Bottom history! A long time ago, the town was divided into 2 groups [shows flashback of a man washing his hands] Those who spent all their time washing their hands like softies [shows fish's clean hands] Nathiel Waters: Clean as a whistle!
Patrick: And those who had more important things to do with their time. Colonial Patrick: [comes back after hearing that] Oh, yeah? Nathiel: You can't go around our town touching things with those filthy mitts! Colonial Patrick: Oh, yeah?! Nathiel: Yes! Blue Group: Never! Flashback ends] Patrick: And that's how we won our right to wash as we please.
Patrick: Never have, never will. SpongeBob: Echhh! Patrick: Does that bother you, huh, SpongeBob? Thank you, friend. Patrick: [interrupts] Oh, wait. You've got something on your tongue. SpongeBob: Really? Patrick: Here, I'll get it. Patrick: Well, then I guess we can't be friends. SpongeBob: What are you saying? Patrick: Ugh, do I have to spell it out for you? How do you spell "not my friend"? SpongeBob: Oh, come on, we can work this out. We'll start a new life, just you, me, and this can of disinfectant spray.
Here, let me take your coat for you. SpongeBob: But being clean is so much better. Patrick: Well, says you. I like dirty. SpongeBob: Clean! Patrick: Dirty! Harold: Excuse us, but we have a battle to re-enact. SpongeBob: Fine, if that's how it is, then [tears off Fred's red outfit] I am joining the other side! Patrick: [tears off Harold's blue outfit] Fine, me too!
Harold: Ah, come on! Let's go play somewhere else. Got your nose! Patrick: Hey, give it back! SpongeBob: Not until you wash your hands! Patrick: Oh, yeah? Well [takes SpongeBob's eyes] I got your eyeballs! SpongeBob gets eyeballs back and laughs. Patrick: [puts brain back in his head] Do you give up yet? SpongeBob: Sorry, Patrick [wipes himself off] , but a filthy slob like you is no match for a clean-cut fellow like me.
Patrick: Your pants are falling down. Patrick: I'll fix it. Patrick: There, you look good now. SpongeBob: You could use a makeover, though. Ugh, look at those feet. Patrick: Why, what's wrong with them? Not a pedicure!
My teeth are fine, see? Patrick screams and runs away, with SpongeBob jumping on him and brushes his teeth] You got to brush in little circles! Taste pit, evildoer!!
I think you could use a shot of No, not Patrick screams and runs away, but the spray makes Patrick cough and it also kills his hairs of his armpits and the bad odor smell] Patrick: [sniffs his armpit] My beautiful pit stink, it's gone! The gloves are off now. SpongeBob: Oh, booger, schmooger, you don't even have a nose. Run, Mr. Patrick is digging for gold! Krabs: Gold? Krabs: He's not digging for any gold I'm looking for. I got you now!
SpongeBob: [looks around and sees a knife and two onions] Careful, Patrick, I got a weapon! SpongeBob: A Krabby Patty? What are you going to do, eat it?
Patrick: Oh, I'm not going to eat it. Patrick: [reveals patties to look like boots or shoes on Patrick's feet] That's right, your precious patties on my stinky feet! Patrick: [laughs] Stinky, little feet! Main show. Associated production music Original music List of songs. Television Books Films Video games.
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